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I’ve never been able to use Lorem Ipsum but I would like to use this new one.

Lorem Ipsum may have been around for a long time but I just love this new version. Unfortunately it is in USA spelling rather than British English. What am I saying? This is all rubbish anyway! Here are two paragraphs of it to give you the idea:

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Orchestrate, mashups semantic dot-com capture bleeding-edge exploit expedite scalable, “extend e-tailers blogospheres portals.” Synergize impactful. Clicks-and-mortar mesh: incentivize innovative embedded sexy convergence, “seize communities mashups: schemas,” interfaces. Efficient plug-and-play, transition tagclouds eyeballs, reintermediate semantic networking networkeffects recontextualize e-enable disintermediate? Metrics integrate markets channels reinvent peer-to-peer podcasts incubate deliver, enable value-added social visualize generate facilitate. Recontextualize embrace tag reinvent innovative; visualize engineer; innovative podcasting, utilize B2C. IntegrateAJAX-enabled scale real-time peer-to-peer target harness aggregate semantic partnerships reinvent; beta-test; interfaces mashups enable. Leading-edge revolutionary models paradigms architectures capture, data-driven e-tailers bandwidth, niches aggregate harness vortals integrated synergies synergies partnerships virtual repurpose leverage; integrated one-to-one transition. Interactive cross-platform ecologies syndicate enhance channels optimize Cluetrain synergies infomediaries ubiquitous models, reintermediate 24/7 user-centric, reinvent authentic reintermediate share models, “communities revolutionize extensible.”

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Perhaps a use for it would be when I am next in a meeting when people are using jargon. I could recite a memorised piece especially for such occasions. Ah, but would I be able to deliver it with a straight face?


What is Lorem Ipsum?
Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry’s standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in the 1960s with the release of Letraset sheets containing Lorem Ipsum passages, and more recently with desktop publishing software like Aldus PageMaker including versions of Lorem Ipsum.

Where dies it come from?
Contrary to popular belief, Lorem Ipsum is not simply random text. It has roots in a piece of classical Latin literature from 45 BC, making it over 2000 years old. Richard McClintock, a Latin professor at Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia, looked up one of the more obscure Latin words, consectetur, from a Lorem Ipsum passage, and going through the cites of the word in classical literature, discovered the undoubtable source. Lorem Ipsum comes from sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” (The Extremes of Good and Evil) by Cicero, written in 45 BC. This book is a treatise on the theory of ethics, very popular during the Renaissance. The first line of Lorem Ipsum, “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet..”, comes from a line in section 1.10.32.

Now you are over your fear of flying try watching this video

Have you seen it yet? This clip of planes landing at Heathrow Airport has become an internet hit.

The time-lapse YouTube shows the planes bobbing about as they come in to land as they are tossed about on the wind.

The person who posted it said he wanted to show how close planes were as they come into land. But I was more impressed by their graceful dance, which starts about half way through.