She is looking for accommodation and sees an advert for a flat locally at a good price. The story is that it is an Indian professional who has had to move away with work and now is not a good time to sell so he is renting it out fully furnished. After contacting the ‘landlord’ [...]
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Just had a friendly call from a lady in a call centre overseas. She kindly offered to fix some problems on my computer. She said that she was calling from the support centre for my computer and if I switched it on she would guide me through the setting on WINDOWS!!!!!! and fix the known [...]
There was a form on my wife’s desk at work this morning from the North Yorkshire and York NHS Falls Prevention Service. They call themselves a “multi-professional guidance for use by the primary health care team, hospital staff, care home staff and social care workers.” It included this information: By falling we mean ‘ a [...]
The link was sent to me by my friend Matt. The title said it was the scariest video you have ever watched. So I watched – and it was. I was gasping, and my heart was pounding. My wife watched over my shoulder and she was unmoved. I asked why. She said because she would [...]
It is not there are no signs at Bootham Park Hospital in York, but they are certainly a joke. Let me tell you about my recent adventure there. It is our local hospital for those with mental health needs. A member of my congregation is a patient there and I set off to visit. I [...]
PERVERTED STUDENT FAILS QUIZ IN A BIOLOGY CLASS
Posted: 29th August 2010 by graham in Global, My life, smileThat was the headline on page 16 of the 21/8/2010 edition of Uganda’s paper ‘Saturday Vision’. I thought it so funny I have reproduced it in full below. The Biology teacher asked students during class: Would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its [...]
Sainsbury’s have open their refurbished shop at Monk’s Cross in York. I met my wife and daughter there for a coffee. Look what I got! Click on it to see it full size in all its horror. Is this a ghost in my cup? A ghoul in my grounds? A demon in my mug? Should [...]