Come Back Morris Dancing

Posted: 20th March 2010 by graham in My life

Sitting in a motorway cafe. It is very busy with a football coach and loads of teenage girls.

Someone has asked one of the girls at a nearby table why there are so many teen girls here.

The reply, “Cheerleaders!”

What can I say? Come back Morris Dancing, all is forgiven.

On second thoughts, no don’t.

Posted by Wordmobi

  1. I’m afraid I don’t get England’s hatred of morris dancing. Nobody complained about sardanes being part of the opening ceremony to the Barcelona Olympics, yet everyone seems to think morris dancing would be embarrassing at London 2012. I honestly think that people abroad wouldn’t think it’s embarrassing.

  2. graham says:

    Morris Dancing, opening the London Olympics!? I hadn’t heard.

    The thought of the bells and white handkerchiefs, I will hang my head in shame.

    Morris Dancing should be done only by adults in private.