Of course I appreciate humorous news items I come across, but I particularly liked the understated wording of the following from a recent Metro.co.uk item.
It’s been a bad few days for criminals. Not only did a mugger in Germany get taken down by a blind judo champion, but an armed robber in Colombia found out the hard way that a karate academy is a lousy place to try and rob.
“The thief discovered the flaw in his plans when the students at the academy didn’t take kindly to being robbed,” police said on Friday.
The robber is now recovering in a hospital…
I bet he is!