Relaxing on a mini-break in a nice pub in Oxford about to have a meal, and my wife said to me, “Can you notice something different about me?”
Men, don’t you just hate it when women say that? There is no way to answer that correctly.
So I decided I could play that game too. I said, “Can you notice something about me that is different, something I am wearing?” She looked and looked. She took her time and eventually said she did not know.
“I am wearing an invisible hat,” I said, “does it suit me?”
She won’t try that again in a hurry!